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牛肉面没牛肉搞笑句子

1、Don't worry.It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,you always borrow my dart gun.I do use it on,one or two dates myself.Yeah,you know as far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one.

2、我看着没剩多少时间能许愿。

3、I miss being evil. Sinister plots,large-scale crimes.It’s what I live for. I mean, don’t you think there’s more for our future than jelly?Well,I'm also considering a line of jams.The thing is,Gru,I've now been recruited elsewhere.

4、也许我不该这么说,但是你当恶棍真是棒极了,所以,如果你回心转意想大干一场的话,给我们回个电话。

5、就算人生可以重来,我还是会这样过。

6、你就说了屌丝。

7、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.

8、5. That's how I roll.

9、怎么会有这么胖的仙女?因为我住在糖果屋里面,烦心的时候我就会吃糖果逃避现实。

10、因为瓜星人有乳糖不耐症,我真天才。



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