《小伙子 搞笑句子》
形容互联网发展快的句子网小编为大家整理的小伙子 搞笑句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、-As if you could outrun me!
2、24. I've never given much thought to how I would die, but dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.
3、Pumpkin: Fucking-A right, it worked. That's what I'm saying. Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone! Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fucking phone. Cleans the place out, doesn't even lift a fucking finger.
4、上邦皇帝，为父为君，下邦皇帝，为臣为子。(第三十九回《一粒金丹天上得三年故主世间生》
5、强龙不压地头蛇。(第四十五回《三清观大圣留名车迟国猴王显法》
6、Pumpkin: The way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they give a fuck? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.
7、Jessica：
8、当家才知柴米价，养子方晓父母恩。(第二十八回《花果山群妖聚义黑松林三藏逢魔》)
9、最无语的台词：你怎么不早说，我好约别人去玩。(这是TONG的女朋友说的，鄙视她，她的爱情是游戏!)
10、最花痴的台词：你朋友好帅!
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