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爱一个人的幽默句子

时间：2025-04-11 夹谷沛凝来源：句子柔软

《爱一个人的幽默句子》

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爱一个人的幽默句子

1、-As if you could outrun me!

2、尤兰达：这有用吗?

3、最伤人的台词: 你知道什么，你又不是我，你又不是这家的人。(有时自己认为自己很清楚自己在干什么，可是自己做的大错特错)

4、胜败兵家之常事。(第五十二回《悟空大闹金巉洞如来暗示主人公》)

5、南瓜：我们正在谈论什么?是啊，没有更多的饮料店。除此之外，它不再是过去傻乎乎大笑的它。现在有太多外国人有饮品店。越南人，朝鲜人，他们甚至不说他妈的英语。你告诉他们，把冰箱倒空，他们甚至不知道你他妈的在说什么。他们把它视为个人的私事，有些东南亚的傻瓜们逼着要我们杀死他。

6、那你有没有用铅笔什么的刺了Edward Cullen一下?我从来没有见过他那样。

7、34.如果你非常相信某样东西是真的，到头来去是错的呢?如果你非常坚定的认为自己是正确的，你甚至去思考真相呢?真像是被沉默掩藏的呢，还是会自己去努力真取突破禁锢呢?

8、Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me?

9、JULES：There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

10、51.你香甜独特的气息昰引领我爱你的线索,但我最浓烈的爱意却只能用死亡来演绎.

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