《8090的幽默句子》
关于网暴的治愈句子网小编为大家整理的8090的幽默句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、我知道你的坚持是正确的，所以别把你的生命浪费在迷恋怪兽上，但是这一切不会有什么好效果。
2、Don't worry.It can only get better from here,right?But if it doesn't,you always borrow my dart gun.I do use it on,one or two dates myself.Yeah,you know as far as dates go,I think I'm good with just,the one.
3、楼兰有个美丽的传说， 当沙漠中的月牙湖变成满月时，无论分别多久 ，相隔多远的人，都一定会再次相遇。
4、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.
5、When i was a kid,when i felt myself small and lonely.
6、学习是痛苦的过程。
7、私下告诉你，我还是觉得你光头更好看。
8、他们是动物!
9、小姑娘，你要是不想被劫色的话，就乖乖的把钱交出来，要不然的话，看见没有，翠儿哥哥可是很变态的呦!
10、你是一个会说话的乌龟。是的，我是会说话的乌龟，而你是书呆子。
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